We Ain't Afraid of no ghost!
"when the light is green, the trap is clean!"
Deep in the heart of Essex there are things that go "Bump" in the night, things so pale that no amount of spray tan can fix it! When the only thing "Jel" is the ectoplasm coating the walls, you need the county's number one paranormal investigation and elimination service!
The Essex Ghostbusters are a costuming group based - unsurprisingly - in Essex, in the UK. Although we attend conventions and geeky events up and down the country, our main focus is charity work. Working with and on behalf of charities to raise money! Everything from event/site visits, to street collections, school fete's to promotions work, we'll do it. Get in touch with us and get your local paranormal investigators to lend a hand!
All of our work is non-profit.
Meet the Team!
Meet the Team!
"Ah, if there's a steady paycheck in it,
I'll believe anything you say!"
Always ready to dive headlong into any situation, he prefers to shoot positron streams first, and ask questions later. He's also an enthusiastic tester of "new and improved" methods of catching ghosts, particularly those that shoot stuff at apparitions. If it sprays, blasts, or fires, Rooney will be clamoring to try it out!
The Spook wrangler extraordinaire! If it goes bump in the night, Luke will have already found it, classified it, and thrown a particle stream at it. "Shootin' and trappin'."
One of the founding members of the Essex Team
Serious demeanour, no-nonsense busting, and a stare that can make a poltergeist sit down and be quiet. Nobody wants to mess with Richi - not the ghosts, not the customers, and not the team!
The founding member of the Essex GB
The Tinkerer - If something is likely to explode, implode, or cause the user to be pulled into a trans-dimensional crossrip, we give it to Mr Silver to play with first. Constantly tinkering with equipment and finding interesting new ways for us to trap ghosts! . . .or just blow things up!
The Short One - Short and sweet, and hell on the ghosts! Aimee keeps the boys in line and smoothes over any "customer service" issues with her adorable smile and no-nonsense attitude to busting ghosts.
Crank is definitely more game show host than scientist! But one thing's for sure; when it comes to chasing down spooks, no-one is more prepared to take unnecessary risks and cause copious amounts of property damage, all in the name of "getting things done". Who you gonna call?. . . Somebody else!
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"WE CAME, WE SAW WE KICKED IT'S A**!"
"we can really bust some heads... in a spiritual sense, of course."
"we got the tools,
we got the talent!"
"It's technical. It's one of our little toys."
“Why worry? Each of us is carrying an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back.”
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Essex Ghostbusters Recommend..
(2019) SCI-FI, THRILLER (15) Rating
When New Orleans paramedics and longtime best friends Steve (Anthony Mackie) and Dennis (Jamie Dornan) are called to a series of bizarre, gruesome accidents, they chalk it up to the mysterious new party drug found at the scene. But after Dennis’s oldest daughter suddenly disappears, Steve stumbles upon a terrifying truth about the supposed psychedelic that will challenge everything he knows about reality—and the flow of time itself.
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